"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"

- Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)

kids these days with their euro direction and one vision

john green is a genius because he creates books

within books

and then he quotes those books

in his books

With bonus Marius:

vote for the uk or we cancel doctor who

umm… yeah. so what was I saying again??

Are you ready for this? Cause i’m absolutely not.

so basically we hate eurovision but we watch it anyway

remember that time when I love understudies but every time I see a show ders an understudy

WOW 12000 POST

im currently procrastinating on my homework ;;;

have an andy mientus